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wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).
damn that hit was wayne gretzky !
wayne gretzky by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009

wayne gretzky

When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!
wayne gretzky by ian April 25, 2004

Wayne Gretzky

A girl that can objectively be said to have a 9 face and a 9 body (scale rating from 0 to 10 with 10 being perfect).

Wayne Gretzky wore the number 99 in the NHL and is undoubtedly the best player of all time. The system expands as a quick way to rate a "player" and spread the word quickly and discreetly among hockey fans simply by naming players. Sidney Crosby = 87 : Mario Lemieux = 66 : Ray Bourque = 77 : Mikhail Grabovsky = 84 and so on...
Wayne Gretzky by JooBuoy September 14, 2011

wayne gretzky

When you bang a girl who hasn't showered for three periods. AKA Courtney Love.
When I was banging the lunch lady, she totally gave me a wayne gretzky.
wayne gretzky by Brent C July 4, 2006

Wayne Gretzky

The biggest nancy boy to ever play the sport of hockey. Someone who will never amount to Mario Lemieux.
See Also wannabe sissy afraid
"The ref called a penalty because that player almost hit Wayne Gretzky ."
Wayne Gretzky by McLovin15 October 20, 2008

wayne gretzky

Some random douche who gets credit and endorsments for nothing, he might be the biggest douche in the world.
Look at Wayne Gretzky, what a douche!
wayne gretzky by Bill Davis July 26, 2005