waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

hand waving

Attempting to get past a moment when a difficult explanation is required.

His project was late and all he could offer was some hand waving.

by Laelia October 23, 2003

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Waving the Brown Flag

When you call BS on something, you Wave the Brown Flag.

English Teacher: Everything in this book is a symbol!!
Student: That's it, I'm Waving the Brown Flag!!!

by TylerDaniels September 30, 2012

weeny waving

Is when you pull-down your pants and expose your half-staff penis to another person, group of people, or while riding in a moving vehicle for others to view, then grasp the base of the penis and "wave" it to the watching people.

"Bill was staying in a hotel and began weeny waving the people in the parking lot."

by Weenywaver September 5, 2006

Flag Waving Republican

A delusional angry misguided individual who blames Democrats for all their unhappiness as they wave the Republican Flag, hoping Corporate America will notice their dedication and throw them a bone. Their biggest dream in life is to be part of the real Republican Party, but that will never happen because they are only pawns doing the dirty work of the super rich.

Flag waving Republicans cannot imagine there is anything else but Republicans and Democrats, so if you are not a Republican then you must be a Democrat and will be labeled as such.

This is someone who hates the poor and worships the rich, yet they are barely middle class, if that, and will never become rich like their idols.

They love Ronald Reagan and hate Civil Rights.

Flag Waving Republicans are selfish assholes mistakenly accepted as serious concerned citizens.

Common Traits of Flag Waving Republicans are:

Yell when they are angry, whisper when they are happy.

Watch a lot of News that consists mostly of yelling.

Kisses the boss' ass.

Arrogantly believes they are superior to everyone else

because of one moronic conclusion, "No one else is

dedicated to the Republican Party as much as I, so of

course I deserve better".

The flag waving republican is a constant irritation at work or anywhere else where fighting and hatred are not good. . They preach and preach, spread rumors, gang up on anyone, obsess about being number one at the expense of others so they can righteously say "I got mine, fuck you".

Basically, they are rude nasty people.

by Tre Robynson August 23, 2011

Dick Waving Contest

An activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. This is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. Also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.

Jack and John debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. It was really just a dick waving contest that made me sick.

by J. Malik April 29, 2006