Watsonism

The lengthy ponderance and questioning of a word that is in common usage.

Watsonism is often associated with the repeated questioning of the word 'cyclicality' (a watsonist would use 'goes up and down from time to time' or some other lengthy explanation) and other relatively complex economic related terminology. The watsonist prefers lengthy rambling prose rather than succinct informative sentences.

by Ralph Diamond April 25, 2008

Watsonism

Watsonism: the mentally deficient follower of the living deity Watson, the cracker god of inbreeding.

Person 1: "Hey, are you going to attend your classes and become a really smart successful person?"

Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a follower of Watsonism. I am too retarded to become successful. I also fuck all of my cousins."

Person 1: "Oh, okay."

by Ivanist December 3, 2019

Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

by The Real Beast. October 6, 2023

Watsoning

The moment of having severe lag and heavy glitches around the internet , the curse can be lifted if you're patient or restarting your client/device

i'm watsoning so hard

by Skilledpixel60 April 16, 2024

watsonlaw

An awesome person from facebook. Its a cross between Watson and Lawless. She likes the D

hey look at that watsonlaw

by Rachel Lawless February 28, 2013

watsonitis

Tendinitis caused by the view of too many pictures of Emma Watson.

I'm gonna **** off on this pics until I get a watsonitis.

by lollalellalellala June 4, 2020