John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
Sherlock Holmes: No.
John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.
Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —
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Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.
Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way
Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Despite what kitbogas condensed video of Steve shows, Steve can actually hide as a normal person of society for a pretty long time, and only rages after an extended amount of well performed scambaiting done on him, or turning off ur computer.
Steve is also an absolute piece of shit human being because he yells at and threatens to kill what he thinks is a scared old lady’s family for making mistakes even though he’s trying to steal from “her”.
According to a comment on The 30 minute version, this was Steve’s third time failing at scamming someone and was fired afterwards, which is why kit wasn’t able to call him back and why Steve’s call center pretended like he didn’t exist when kit tried to connect to him that way
Steve Watson can also refer to any scammer who freaks out and rages at scambaiters for not listening to them or wasting their time and also when scammers yell so loud that it breaks their audio
Scambaiter: *redeems gift card*
Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??
Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)
Scammer: mam why did u did this?????!!!!!! Why did u did this?!!!??!??!!) MAM WHY DID U REDEEM?!!??!!??
Scambaiter: um hold on lemme go ahead and do the next card for u then Steve Watson ( holds back laughter)
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