watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

waterballon

a sexual act when one urinates into a womens vagina filling her up like a waterballon

last nite i was having sex and an my husband did the waterballon he peed in me

by keys/cheffric November 11, 2010

Westerbation

The excessive need for attention and the extreme ability to waste time in an obnoxious manner

Hey quit westerbating we're trying to focus here. He suffers from Westerbation

Your westerbating again huh, I seen you side chatting again.

Oh you get a violation, you must have been westerbating.

by Sweetstud801 August 11, 2014

waterballoned

That painful sensation when your balls feel like they're going to pop after getting squished on a hard object, simulating the appearance of a water ballon being over zealously squeezed.

"Bob almost waterballoned his nuts getting off his mountain bike, damn bicycle seats"

by Elder Skywalker December 23, 2015

Watergating

It's like tailgating but in the water. You also can steal some democrat party documents while you're at it. Hopefully get pardoned for all the hell you cause.

Jon and Devin went watergating before the Football game.

by hookemyea September 5, 2014

waterization

the opposite of oxidation

waterization is the state metal is in before it rusts. After the waterization stage it goes through oxidation(rusting).

by ArmstrongDev December 14, 2021