The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025

hose water

jizz.

arggh! watch where you spray all that hose water!

by holden_mcgroin October 1, 2010

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

waterhoes

unrecognized women or men whose only purpose at a party or gala event are to bring beverages around

He slapped those waterhoes after she brought him the wrong drink twice.

by Ram Spaceone February 17, 2007

siberian waterhose

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

Freya waterhouse

A very nice person.

Freya Waterhouse is very nice

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