wanker scab

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

by OldLeech September 24, 2019

full kit wanker

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013

Wankershief

A small piece of fabric used to wipe the semen off of your phallus.

For example:
'Oh damn... i left my wankershief in mom's bedroom! Gonna have to use this old sock again!'

by Faptato July 26, 2014

Devon H Walker

The kind of wife that will cheat on you while she’s at work

Yo that Devon h walker though. She sucked me off at the dental, I love me a woman who cheats.

by Maverick999 May 30, 2021

cheeky wanker

A very British insult. Basically calling somebody a sly masturbater.

Robert: Oi you cheeky wanker, ya wanna tussle?!

Bob: I knew visiting Britain was a mistake :

by Veggie The Vegmeister February 1, 2017

Summer Walker

A beautiful black female r&b singer from Atlanta, Ga. Summer is best known for her hit singles “Girls Need Love” and “Playing Games”. In 2018, Summer released her mixtape “Last Day of Summer” and in 2019, Summer released her debut album “Over it”. Summer made history because her debut album “Over it” was the most streamed album by a female r&b artist ever.

Summer Walker is my favorite singer

by prinxcess lol February 19, 2020

Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015