wankopolitan

boys who bum boys like lurkz

omg lurkz the wankopolitan

by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

wankopaedia

Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.

Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."

by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006

wanktobsween

origin: ricterland

an involuntary queef that usually sneaks out of fairly stinky vaginas

last weekend wankstoween came over splashed a donker on my pet tiger named fish

by its me tobert shanks July 29, 2004

wankopheliac

a fan of Alkaline Trio

"wankopheliac-rock-n-roll-core dudes"

by Madonna May 22, 2004

Wanktooth

The sharing of masturbation tips via a wireless network!

Mate send me that thing you were talking about... wanktooth it ennit!

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

wacktop

A laptop used mainly for wacking off.

hey bro dont for wipe off the keyboard when your done i dont want to have a sticky keyboard on my wacktop.

by ultrawacker January 19, 2011

Wanktoad

The New Wave of Chillness

"Nothing much, just wanktoading"

by R. Mutt 2017 February 14, 2012