Wankpuffin

Short, stout moron puffed up with a sense of self-importance and insular world views (usually obtained from the Daily Mail, Express or Sun). Often sports a crew-cut, Essex Triple-Ripple neck and 30 pint belly.

The Wankpuffin is very loud, especially in a colony of other identical wankpuffins. But and the end of the day, it's a pointless little creature mainly eaten by Icelanders !!

Did you see the Britain First rally in the papers..... Noisy bunch of Wankpuffins - full of sound and fury , signifying nothing.

by Catweeeeezal 48 July 19, 2016

wankpuffin

Masterbaiting penguin

"You just tweeted that from your iPhone you wankpuffin"

by Spbecker September 1, 2016

Wankpuffin

a liar, piece of Shit, racist, no one likes you, probably say this word in Britain or something.

Donald trump is a wankpuffin

by Bernie Sanders September 5, 2016

wank puffin

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

by SPANGLED August 23, 2016

wank puffin

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a wank puffin

by Hippie22 August 18, 2016

wangmuffin

Derived from the latin term: "wangus mufforum"

A n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual or wangmuffin

Tom: Omg, dude. That fag on UT2004 the other night was such a wangmuffin.

Burt: I agree, he was such a n00b who has the potential to be raped or killed because of sheer hatred for the annoyances of the certain individual.

by Merc.HugeBalls December 23, 2004

Wankpuffins

A Wankpuffin is singular to Wankpuffins a name given to a single person or a group of people doing an act of absolute stupidity basically a bunch of Thick fucks.

Look at all those thick fucks all stood together breaking the 2 meter rule absolute Wankpuffins.

by Urba Angler October 22, 2020