wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

wackidextrous

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand

I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!

by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.

I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.

by tickles425 February 24, 2009

Wankbidextrous

The ability to achieve equal measures of Wankisfaction with either the right or the left hand.

Ben: Mate Khaiyyam broke his arm the other day, he is screwed because it's his wanking hand as well.

Josh: Should be Wankbidextrous like me then shouldn't he!

by snatchbandit March 24, 2010

Wankidexterous

Being able to masturbate with both hands.

"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"

by themasturbator September 7, 2016

Wankidexterous

When you’re capable of masturbating with both hands, often resulting in the alternation of hands to enhance the experience

Friend 1: Right hand feels way better than left
Friend 2: nah am wankidexterous mate, doesn’t matter
Friend 1: die in a fire

by BossmanKeiran February 14, 2024

Wankedexterous

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.

Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.

by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024