Wankanasium

A dedicated space for masturbation. Synonymous with ‘home office’.

Paul couldn’t wait for his wankanasium to be built so he could focus on some uninterrupted masturbation whilst working from home.

by Ononist March 4, 2022

Wankpanda

The same as a Wankpuffin (see Urban Dictionary definition: "Wankpuffin" is a term that trended on Twitter after composer Nick Harvey tweeted his shock that it was his mother's ISP username. The apparent melding of the British slang "wank," or masturbate, with "Puffin," a North Atlantic sea bird, the term was quickly adapted as a pejorative for wankers in general, most notably, Donald Trump.)

Wankpanda was coined by a group of ‘femmes d’un certain âge’ in South Essex in 2026 who were trying to remember the original term ‘wankpuffin’ but got the animal beginning with a ‘p’ wrong, yet wankpanda then stuck and is now in common usage in that area.

It’s a more emphatic way of saying ‘wanker’

That guy is a total wankpanda.

by Elephantycuckoobyebye2 March 1, 2026