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Fuzzy Wanket

The act of using a cozy, fuzzy blanket is used to ejaculate when masturbating or receiving a hand-job with a fuzzy blanket.

In other words, when a fuzzy blanket is placed between the hand and penis while jerking off, you just had a fuzzy wanket.
It looks like I don't have a date tonight, so I guess I'll just enjoy a good ol' fuzzy wanket.
by Charlie's Friend August 30, 2012
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Wonkette

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.
Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.
by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009
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Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017
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wonkette

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.
That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.
by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007
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wankette

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someone (female) who annoys you to your very core.

a female 'wanker'
'Oh my god, jodie's coming tonight'

'she is SUCH a wankette'
by sw33t2def August 18, 2009
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wanket

A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.
I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!
by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 11, 2011
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Wankertron

A person or organisation.
Amazon you absolute wankertrons, you have not attempted to deliver my parcel.
by tapdatasstaryn199115 February 3, 2015
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