wanker 

George W Bush.

Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.

wanker by Pommydave October 3, 2003

wanker 

A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).

Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...

"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"

wanker by martin November 10, 2003

wanker 

The U.K. equivalent of the U.S. noun "jerk", in that they both originated in calling someone a masturbator but have long since evolved into a general way of describing one as an unintelligent, nasty fool. "Wanker" most often means dolt or moron whereas "jerk" more often implies malevolence.

The bloody wanker can't even follow my most basic instructions.

wanker by jawbone April 22, 2010

wanker 

1) a bloke who whacks off alot.
2) a term of endearment...an insult that's actually a kind of compliment
3) a total insult

1) ryan's been in the shower for hours! he must be wanking for britain! i always knew he was a complete wanker
2) ryan ya wanker, get your arse down to the pub and i'll buy you a pint
3) tony blair is a fucking wanker.

wanker by #1 brit extraordinaire. April 22, 2003

Wanker 

A british term for "one who masterbates". Commonly used as an insult

God damn that wanker!

Wanker by j5_teh_evil November 16, 2002

WANKER 

1) Someone who loves themselves so much that masturbation isn't enough self-love for them, so they publicise their imaginary greatness by appearing on reality TV shows, or failing that, add entries to definition websites describing people with their name as somehow better than everyone else. See also: narcissist.

2) Basically the same as 1) above but a narcissist who, having had their pride bruised by someone, decides it is a mature and reasonable course of action to define aforementioned person on a definition website with details of said infidelity plus various fabrications about their sexual and/or culinary desires. Someone who publicly blames their own inadequacies on someone else.

I was on Urban Dictionary last night voting on the latest definitions, and I couldn't believe how many wankers there were trying to big themselves up or put someone down.

WANKER by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011

Wanker 

1. a contemptable person; jerk.
2. a male masturbator.

"You always take the last of the Fruit Loops, you wanker!"

Wanker by Glenanne August 30, 2007