Wanker

A minority group that admit that they masturbate often.
John just came out as a wanker. I'm happy for him.
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
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Wanker

A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"
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Wanker

Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.
(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.
by Flannel Flyer May 07, 2005
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by Eva November 16, 2003
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Wanker

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.
How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.
by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017
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An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole
Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!
by biophilo May 29, 2014
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Wanker

English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.
The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.
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