A shagaholic who has been killed in 1 man 1 jar cumbat and resorected as a zombie. A wankenstein is not hungry for brains, but horny gay anal sex.
I wish Allah could cum back and fuck me all day long because of long dick. He made me horny every night and day. We fucked and shagged watching Netflix and porn. Oh I wish I had a pet wankenstein!
by JewSlayer69 May 11, 2016
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Billy: So what trick are you going to do in the snowpark today.
Johnson: I Dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
Billy: Oh golly Miss Molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
Johnson: Are you crazy?! If I were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, I could pull off a Wankenstein.
Billy: Good point. What was I thinking?
Johnson: You weren't thinking Billy, and that's what makes America how it is today.
Johnson: I Dunno, maybe a double switch-up on a flat rail.
Billy: Oh golly Miss Molly, i think you should go for a triple switch-up.
Johnson: Are you crazy?! If I were to attempt such a trick and land on my goods on the 3rd switch-up, I could pull off a Wankenstein.
Billy: Good point. What was I thinking?
Johnson: You weren't thinking Billy, and that's what makes America how it is today.
by Steve Franklin December 28, 2005
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by naked person April 8, 2004
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by Browning Smears November 15, 2003
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Includes dead people.
Includes dead people.
by Lowshki May 11, 2004
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This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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