Wankel sores

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.

Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."

by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008

wankel

Correction, Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!

Dr. Felix Wankel was the inventor of the ROTARY engine in the 1950's!!

by BIGCHUBBAY May 13, 2005

wankel

A Rotary engine of extreme perfection which has been tested to speeds in excess of 18000 rpm
the main component is a triangular driver, with three hardened rounded tips which rotate against a stater type outer cylinder.
Masda have the monopoly on them and use them on the RX range.
Earlier engines suffered from burnt out tips.

My new Mazda RX8 will eat your Porsche for breakfast then spit it back out because it will have discovered that it had just eaten a jumped up VW beetle that Hitler commissioned...eeeegh!
oooh i love my wankel.

by murphycat18 September 26, 2008

wankelcunt

A person who is impelled to cuntedness, someone who goes out of their way to be a cunt in everyday life and adds that little bit extra.

a wankelcunt is Any boss in a public organisation.

by blackberrybabey January 23, 2011

Wankclanger

Its the drying coagulated spunk that you find in your hand on a Friday night, after passing out after having a wank.

I had a few to many bevvies last night, and woke up with a right nasty wankclanger in my hand.

by Roonie28 October 8, 2010

wankeltutor

an insult used in similar circumstances to the word wanker, but with a less harsh edge.

you've just been sick on my carpet, you wankeltutor!

by andrew speakman October 9, 2005

Wankclaw

1. the small deformed claw a hand turns into after too much masturbation.

'Poor Paul his so lonely he's developed a wicked wankclaw'

by The Blinguistist October 31, 2011