Wankaness

Someone who jappenees Chinese viteaness and wants a lot

Duck that guys a wankaness

by Sex vibe November 8, 2018

Wankertesh

A South Indian male who is addicted to masturbating (wanking off) and can't help himself; irrespective of his current surroundings.

Edward : "Who's that new brown kid in school?"
Faneeqwah : "He got caught with his hand down his pants in Algebra. Everyone calls him Wankertesh."

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Wankeshank

Raivis bilands coz why not

Georgia looks under the table - raivis what you doing?

Raivis - pretending to wank

Georgia - weirdo I’ll shank you

The whole table - wankeshank YEET

by Yayeetingbitch November 29, 2018

Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023