by MGJoeyg17 February 6, 2022

Tony Blair and George Bush, what a couple of WANKSTAINS!! Must wash them off my sheets, better still BURN THE FUCKING SHEETS!!!..........."whats that you say nurse, medication time?"
by lord nobcheese August 12, 2006

a stain which is on ones clothes which has been accomplished from shaking hands with the one eyed mlikman
an example of the work wankstain in a sentence is" hey you have a big wankstain on your trousers" or more violently "fuck off you wankstain"
by elliot hackney April 10, 2006

An adequately sloppy, foul person. Not to be confused with the sexual context of "wank" no matter how abhorrently crude.
You know Richard? He inhaled all the cheese dip at the party last night.
Why wouldn't I know that wankstain? He makes a goddamn mess of shit.
Why wouldn't I know that wankstain? He makes a goddamn mess of shit.
by caterminology June 21, 2017

"love juice", semen, sperm, cum; all of these on a surface causing a stain.
Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.
Usually used for an insult to someone annoying.
by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

A wankstain is a person who was formed when his father came on the matress after knocking one out and whos mother just happened to roll over.
A stain on the matress of society
A stain on the matress of society
by James Dryden June 10, 2007

geez lynton's such a freaking wankstain,
or- shit, is that a wankstain on the crutch of his pants??? ewww
or- shit, is that a wankstain on the crutch of his pants??? ewww
by sarah kennedy May 5, 2004
