Wangspan

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012

Wangseph

A gentlemanly sir with a brodum of epic proportion. God himself cannot fathom the epicallity of Wangsephs wang. Originates from Khwangistan, on tuesday evenings this sir goes out to the local hotdog stands, and makes all the hotdog lovers jealous of their inferior weiners. After this Wangseph smother his member in mustard, relish, but never, never, ever ketchup. Or fat chicks, no fat chicks. Following the condiment explosion, he smacks the best biddie he can find, whilst screaming "YEE FAT KOLO" and the biddie is honored by the honor of Wangseph.

Judy: I went to my local hotdog parlour to obtain a weiner, whence upon mine arrival, this Wangseph slings out his schlong and smothers it in various condiments, and a condom, and smacks me, RIGHT IN THE KISSER, I wanted to eat his heart, instead I ate his shmeckle. then he listened to dubstep together.

Gertha: Gee wiz that's swell Judy!

by Wangman. September 10, 2011

Wangspam

The piece of spam that Jimmy uses to jack off with.

Me: Dude, Jimmy, you should get rid of that wangspam. It's, like, 4 months old.
Jimmy: Fuck you.

by Wenisface May 8, 2003

Wangaphobia

Woman who is afraid of the male genitalia, usually a virgin.

"So how'd your date with Claire go?"

"I tried to get her to suck my dick but she wasn't having any of it. I swear that bitch has wangaphobia"

by Dr Pussy Rider January 17, 2009

WANG$AP

The meaning of ''Wang$ap'' comes from Tyler, The Creator. It is a collaboration/mix between Tyler, The Creators ''GolfWang'' and A$AP Mob.

''Asap Rocky: Its Wangsap and i dont wanna rush.'' , ''WANG$AP on the bumper sticker, fuck you niggas'' , ''They ain't ready for the Wang$ap, niggas!''

by badmondreamerr October 12, 2017

wangspoofer

It is when you stick your dick into the exhaust pipe of a car

Son: "Oh no i've got a wangspoofer, "
Dad: "thats alright, il'l drive off, extra seat!"

by Wanger Danger May 24, 2022

wangsanger

The most badass Taiwanese/ American who likes long walks on the beach, taking over Rumania and a nice sip of tea from time to time.

Wangsanger is a living legend

by Wangsanger January 3, 2023