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Wanky dots

The tiny, overly fancy sauce dots or decorative smears chefs put on a plate to make food look “fine dining” - when really it’s just trying too hard.
Commonly used to call out pretentious plating on cooking shows or at restaurants.

Coined on My Kitchen Rules (Australia, 2025) when contestant Lara Doherty joked about “wanky dots” during judging, instantly resonating with viewers who prefer flavour over fuss.
“Forget the wanky dots - give me more mash.”
“It looked like an art project, not dinner. Total wanky dots situation.”
by Chefskiss October 9, 2025
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Wanky Shit Demon

A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol

This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
by Rudy. July 22, 2009
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Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus
Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers
by Vapez February 17, 2023
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Davey Wavey

A gay youtube celebrity who uploads on a variety of gay topics, particularly gay sex, sometimes for comedy.

He touts himself as an introspective individual and some sort of new age/fitness guru who encourages people, particularly gay men, to love themselves for who they are. People usually either sees him as a great inspiration or a major hypocrite for exacerbating gay stereotypes, coming off as excessively vain/shallow, or giving bad advice.

Since his videos always involve him wearing no shirt/just underwear, most people (girls and gay guys) watch him for fap material. It's best to mute his annoying voice and enjoy watching him flaunt his body.
Person 1: Did you see Davey Wavey's new vlog on youtube? It was so motivational!

Person 2: Honestly, I have no clue what he said. I was too busy fapping to his pecs and hard nipples.
by Cara_Carabowditbowdit October 15, 2012
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Donny Wakey Eyes

when a persons eyes are not following each other but in fact facing in different directions as pointed to the town of Wakefield and Doncaster
you seen that guy?
yeah, propper Donny Wakey Eyes
by Pheonixnight May 3, 2018
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Dirty Lil Wanye

It is when you shove your dick deep up someone's nose and cum. Since your dick is in so deep, when you cum, it comes out her eyes in the form of tears. It's called the Dirty Lil Wanye because it will look like Little Wanye's tear drop tatoo around his eye.
Guy- Can I Dirty Lil Wanye you?

Chick- Hell no!

Guy- Come on, you will look just like Lil Wanye.

Chick- Damn, really? Ok.
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Danky wanky

Better than Dank or super cool or good. It's used to describe something someone really loves to indulge in.
That meal was danky wanky, man.
by Linguistrix February 3, 2020
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