wand

A guy who is a major tool, and is also slightly metrosexual.

Chris: Dude, that kid with the popped collar just CB'ed me by talking to that chick about getting a manicure.

Jimmy: Oh my god, dude, what a wand!

by jayp11 August 14, 2008

wand

the male reproductive organs; penis

Syn: dick, prick, cock, schlong, hose, bird, hairy canary, leg of the duck, pecker, flounder, haddock, trouser trout, eel, scord, snake, python, lizard, dragon, lily, cucumber, etc.

Thelma: So I heard you hooked up with Jon the other night! *wink wink*

Louise: Yeah, but his wand is so huge, I've been sore for days!

by Lisette April 5, 2005

wand

A term referring to the television remote control. Coming from the interpretation by a small child that it is in fact a magic wand.

This show sucks, toss me the wand.

by Wesuvius June 24, 2009

Wands

Like cankles, but with Wrists and Hands.

"Woah... look at her big ol' fat hands... they're wands if I've ever seen then!"

by RepisShredders April 20, 2010

Wanding

Wanding is a type of sex play that involves the use of multiple skinny vibrators. People who enjoying the wanding fetish often seek to see how of these "wands" can be used during sex play. Can also be referenced as "magic fingers".

Carla and her girlfriend were so into wanding that they successfully used five wands during foreplay last night.

by Seccica March 29, 2010

wand

to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.

ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.

by carlaandchloe September 5, 2007

wand

a narrow glass cylinder with one rounded end, which is heated over a flame and used for smoking purposes

a wand allows a pot-smoker to enjoy all the benefits of marijuana, without inhaling the disgusting butane from lighters.

gather 'round, one and all, the wand is hot and ready!

by iheartdoobies June 16, 2006