Walmart Bingo

To play walmart bingo, all you have to do is google "walmart bingo". find the playing card, and print it. You then go to walmart and attempt to get a row horizontal, vertical, or diagonal! They have squares that say:
- "rat tail" hair style
- kid with no shoes
- unattended crying children

If tou see 'em Cross it off!

I went and played walmart bingo yesterday, almost won, all i needed was a bearded woman!

by LilTibbs April 3, 2009

Walmart Run

To run or drive to the Nearest Walmart late at night for some bedtime snacks.

"Dude its 1:30 in the morning and im hungry.
Lets go for a walmart run"

by Marino K December 7, 2006

Walmart biceps

Arms that have so much fat hanging off past the elbows, it is virtually indistinguishable from a superheavyweight sumo wrestler. This phenomena is commonly observed in Walmart stores, where the average shopper has said biceps.

Upon further examination of average "Walmart people" on any given day, the number of morbidly-obese, hillbilly shoppers with Walmart biceps was staggering.

by CapnMidnight August 6, 2014

Walmart

That one place where you see a bunch of old ladies with mustaches.

I would like to go to Walmart to buy my new fake mustache.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG April 13, 2017

people of walmart

Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.

People of walmart seem to have no common sense.

by boratfan1 January 1, 2012

Walmart Rage

The rage one gets from being in a Walmart. Comes from trying to find ways around the fat people who stop in the middle of aisles to talk, kids running around aimlessly, people pulling out unexpectedly into aisles with their carts, long checkout lines, etc.

My Walmart Rage kicked in when the white-trash standing in front of me at the Express Checkout had more than 50 items.

by Jopats January 11, 2008

Walmart Board

A generic skateboard bought from walmart or any other store for really cheap. Usually breaks or stops working well after a few uses. what a piece of crap.

I bought a walmart board for 20 dollars and in one week the wheels have stopped moving.

by spagget March 25, 2009