Walmarting

The act of tying a plastic Walmart bag over a woman's head while proceeding to have intercourse and referring to her ass as a Walmart bag.

When Billy saw his cat it reminded him of Walmarting

by Creamstar January 31, 2021

Walmarting

(verb) Human engagement in sexual acts with stuffed animals in Walmart–– however the definition has expanded to include these acts performed anywhere.

Did you read that story about a dude who arrested for Walmarting a stuffed horse?
firsttoknow.com/making-love-to-stuffed-horse

by iamsomeoneelse March 28, 2015

Walmarting

Losing connection for more than 5 seconds, then re-entering a party on Xbox Live.

"So-and-so has left the Xbox Live party",
"Oh he soo walmarted."
"So-and-so has joined the Xbox Live party"
"I don't like walmarting."

by The Masked Unknown September 16, 2012

walmarting

Taking a trip to walmart with full intention to shop lift; Stealing from walmart

Do you guys want to go walmarting tomorrow?!

by 'Stin Train May 25, 2010

Walmarting

The visit to a Walmart Supercenter for a one-stop-shopping of (mainly but not limited to) groceries and feeling good about having saved money.

We go walmarting every Saturday morning without fail.

by tushanbe February 10, 2010

Walmarting

Aimlessly wandering inside a Walmart. Heading to the electronic section to spend a good few hours, then another hour of lapping the store. Taking a break at the usual subway, only to be followed by more wandering.

We have to finish Walmarting before the store closes! Oh wait... it's 24 hours... YESSS!

by shiekracy December 20, 2010

Walmarting

When you don't care how you are dressed in public

S/he was walmarting out and about today while shopping.

I saw a women walmarting today.

by seymourwhiplash November 17, 2015