Walkered

Your friend chooses his friends over you and ditches you

Bro ive just been walkered he completely ditched me

by Cowhite15 September 14, 2017

Paul Walkered

The act of someone getting wrapped around a telephone pole.

Employee: "Hey sorry boss I'm going to be late someone just got paul walkered right in front of me"
Boss: " You're promoted"

by Evil Juicebox April 28, 2016

Oliver Walkered

The feeling of shitting your pants with no memory and losing $250 on the punt.

Jake: Looking at getting Oliver walkered tonight.
Me: think about your 40 stone toddler mate, she needs to eat.

by Smokindartsbreakinhearts October 24, 2020

paul walkered

When you get injured and your best friend steals your girlfriend. It's referring to the scene in Varsity Blues when Paul Walker hurts his knee and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This really adds insult to injury.

Dude I tore my ACL in last night's game and totally got Paul Walkered. My girlfriend hooked up with my best friend at the after party.

by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

reverse paul walkered

When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.

Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!

by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014

paul walkered

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Wallered

To make a hole bigger by reaming it to the extreme.

Person 1: How did you get that to fit?

Person 2: I just wallered it out!

by Klber3 July 4, 2009