carpet walkers

"White collar" or middle manager workers, usually located in cube farms or front offices of manufacturing plants, so called because their work space is carpetted instead of bare concrete.

"The system always slows down when the carpet walkers come in around 8am."

by StBill May 25, 2012

Walken Distance

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.

friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"

by mike.i.am June 21, 2012

Wankenstein

A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.

The wankenstein broke into school this morning and killed Mr Squarkings

by Boogle Monster November 16, 2017

christopher walken

The opposite of Christopher Reeves.

"I gotta have more cowbell." -- Christopher Walken on SNL

by Coell September 6, 2005

Wobble Walkers

People who are so morbidly obese, they wobble as they walk.

Watch out for those wobble walkers!

by ddrake September 26, 2010

Wackensack

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...

I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

by newyorkcitylondonlosangeles December 22, 2017

Kanes and Walkers

K&W Cafeteria. A southern restaurant for the elderly. Your grandparents always take you there. The food isnt terrible, but kinda mushy so the elderly can get their dentures to chew it. Me and my friends like to call it kanes and wheelchairs or kanes and walkers, since the majority of people that go there are with canes, walkers, or wheelchairs.

Lauren: where are we eating tonight?
Ashley: we're going to eat with the blue hairs and Kanes and Walkers.

by AgnesFern November 4, 2009