Walmartian 

A person recently hired by Walmart.
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".

Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.

Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.

Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry

Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!

Walmartian by Arbiter6 April 29, 2007

Walmartian 

People that spend most of their time in Walmart. Found especially at late hours.

Went shopping but all the walmartians had the lanes clogged and service desk overloaded.

Walmartian by Black_Dolphin October 27, 2023

Walmartian 

Strange people in Walmart stores every where. Some appear odd in behavior, dress oddly and appear to be from a galaxy unknown and they hang out in Walmart stores.

I'm ordering online because those Walmartians are becoming hostile and scare me.

Walmartian by NC SUGAR March 15, 2024

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized

Walmartized by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008

walmartable

A girl or guy who you wouldn't normally give a second look to, but because they are in Walmart they are totally hot compared to all the other shoppers in the store.

Did you see that girl, she is totally Walmartable.

walmartable by Brendanbot5000 March 11, 2011

Walmartians

Those who shop exclusively at Walmart. They are identified by their outdated style of dress and hair. Most also have unusual body types and dental configurations thereby giving the impression they are natives of another planet.

Friday is the most popular night for the Walmartians to shop.

Walmartians by legz2walk April 29, 2008

Walmartarian 

One who shops at Wal-Mart, usually overweight, using the handicap scooters. Most wear their pajamas at the store or clothes which are two sizes too small.

Eww, did you see that Walmartarian walking around with her fupa sticking out!!!

Walmartarian by puppymum November 30, 2010