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Wakeolining

The process of practising Wakeboarding tricks on a trampoline to either improve your riding or help you land a trick you are learning.

You may have a handle attatched to something near the trampoline to help simulate handle passes and make it more realistic.
Person 1: 'I'm going to attempt a backroll on the water.'
Person 2: 'Are you sure, they're quite hard and the last time you tried you didnt land it?'
Person 1:'Yeah, I think I can as I can now land them when I am Wakeolining'
by Rohb619 September 21, 2009
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wakelike

For when something or someone asks a really stupid question, uses too many silly emojis, or wants to be online friends with benefits
“what’s 1 + 1”
“dude you’re so wakelike”

“😋😋😋”
“stop thats wakelike”

“hey i don’t want to date, let’s be friends with benefits

“how do you be online friends with benefits? that’s too wakelike.”
by bee020205 June 26, 2023
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Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.
"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"
by Middle-class Vigilante November 25, 2020
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Wakelyn

The badest bitch around. She is absolutely gorgeous. She is a sweet yet sassy and will put you in your place. Never, under any circumstances, underestimate her. She can ruin your whole world with one look. She's defined as a sweet girl but she mot definitely has a wild side. Just get to know her and you'll be consumed with lust, love and desire to be just like this fiery ball of crazy fun.
1.) Who is that girl? She looks like a total Wakelyn.

2.) Whoa... did you know that Wakelyn had a wild side?
by ~Timeflies~Fireflies~ June 5, 2015
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wakelish

For when someone isn’t exactly wakelike but is on the scale of wakerness

they use maybe a few less silly emojis than wakelike, but too many to be normal.

and they call people “my weirdo”
you’re my weirdo

“that’s so wakelish ew.”
by bee020205 June 28, 2023
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HO-wakening

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.
barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.
by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021
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Wakeling

1. An advanced form of attention deficit disorder.

2. The avatar of chaos.

3. A term to describe short attention span, poor hygeine, chaos and destruction.
1. Dude, help Dan, he's Wakeling right now!

2. FUCKING WAKELING IS AT THE PARTY!!! WHO INVITED WAKELING?!

3. Dude, you gotta get back on track, man. You're starting to look like Wakeling.
by massiveness12 February 28, 2009
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