wahpah

An exclamation-- noting great excitement.

I just got a 300% raise! WAHPAH!

by Serri November 13, 2004

Wahhabi

The myth propagated by disgruntled polytheists.

Mushrik: "Ya Awli, Ya Qadir madad"

Mu'min: "Hey! That's shirk!"

Mushrik: "You are a vohobi (wahhabi) kaafir! Ya faatima madad!"

by Xendio March 14, 2021

wahhabist

Muslim that preaches Holy War.

"The towl head at 711 is a wahhabist undercover."

by extulas March 4, 2004

wahhbaam

a phrase mentioned after you smack ur man's ass theresatony style.

mentioned after something got you excited.

theresatony: *smack*
theresa: wahhbaam!
tony: wtf? (fml)

A: wahhbaam i want you!!!
vs.
B: ..i want you...

by shit huh? March 12, 2010

wahmp

The action of using oneself's hand to increase velocity and make contact with another persons body, usually causing pain receptors to send a signal to their brain making them feel pain. you normally wahmp someone when you reunite with someone or it is a way to officially become friends with someone, preferably someone of the same gender.

BOI IM BOUT TO WAHMP YOU IF YOU DONT GET OFF YOUR PHONE.

3, 2, 1, WAHMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *slaps booty*

BOOMP BOP POW!! *wahmps them*

BOOOOTY WAHMP!!!!!!!!

by Booty eating bandit October 18, 2018

WAHP

Wannabe Autist Harry Potter

A guy that looks like Harry Potter and mentions having autism at every possible occasion even though it has never been attested by a doctor. Every time a WAHP is not able to do something, they blame it on their autism (which they talked themselves into).

WAHP: I did not knew that.

Person 2: Why does your English suck so bad?

WAHP: Don´t blame me, i have autism.

by lilstoned September 6, 2023

wahhabi

Muslim Puritans/extremists followers of Muhammad ibn Abd-al-Wahhab (who himself was heavily influenced by ibn taymiya) Originally funded by the British to help bring down the Ottoman Empire. This virus is predominantly found in Saudi Arabia (where it is the state religion, very different in nature to other non Wahhabi muslims), having been adapted by the Sauds in 1924 who conquered Arabia and made it he shitole it is today. Through Saudi oil money this poison is being rapidly propagated through the world, used to brainwash Muslim youth and converts alike until this Saudi cult reigns supreme. They are an extremely intolerant and violent people (towards non-beliver or 'kaffir' and to Muslims who do not adhere to there moral codes- Islamofacists if you will) with a rigid approach to religion and a disgrace to Islam. They openly disrespect the prophet (pbuh) and destroy Muslim holy sites in Saudi Arabia. They consider anything slightly pleasurable a sin and they hate bida (innovation). Not all Wahhabis support terrorism but the fact remains that all terrorists are Wahhabis or are influenced by their school of thought.

Basically a bunch of crazy mofos who have nothing to do with the salaf (pious predecessors) and belong in the stone ages and want to take everyone there with them.

When it is said to them: "Make not mischief on the earth," they say: "Why, we only Want to make peace!"
Of a surety, they are the ones who make mischief, but they realise (it) not.

"Bro did you listen to Sheikh Feiz's lecture."

"Don't listen to that crap he's a crazy Wahhabimofo"

See: Undercover Mosque documentary

by Sunee Muslim January 6, 2008