waffle cake

a load of bullshit that someone may tell you about themselves or other people.

Friend:yo what did you do today?
Moe:yeh you wont believe what happend i got into this fat beef and then i found this gat next to me so i shot one of the guys.
Friend:Allow you and you waffle cake.

by gedi January 5, 2007

Purple Waffcake

A mix of a blue waffle and red pancake.

Girl 1: I have a blue waffle
Girl 2: I have a red pancake
Girl 3: I have a purple waffcake
Girl 1+2: WTF?!?!

by AmieeNemma April 13, 2011

wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007

Waffcake

1. A cross between a wafer and a pancake. 2. A person that has done something stupidly adorable or just plain stupid.

"It's to hard to be a pancake, but it's not a wafer coz they don't sell them here....... it must be a waffcake!"

by Joe Mumma July 16, 2008

Waffledyke

A waffle mad woman with a sexual preference to other women (of the same sex)
Often mistaken for a Pancakelesbo, can be seen in Waffle kitchens across Romford

"Oh My God.. Look, it's the waffledyke.." and "I've eaten so many waffles, I feel like a bloody waffledyke!"

by Mapk & Grace May 3, 2005

Waffledyke

a word describing a lezbian who lives in kilburn to be obsessed with waffles

"OMG did you see that waffledyke in the waffle house?"

by samolsakjoi August 31, 2006

Wafflecakes

A young woman who is usually Indian and lives in Canada. Commonly, she is very sexy and says faggot with a retarded accent. She has very nice boobies and is always pretty, even when she says shes not. She has bad online habits and is very naive sometimes.. but shes smart too.

Girl: What's football?
Boy: Don't be silly, wafflecakes.

by Fagbear February 24, 2011