waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP July 24, 2008

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

waffle iron

its definately a maxi pad

aw man you gotta change your waffle iron, you smell like fish.

by KDawg. September 13, 2006

Colorado Waffle Iron

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

texas waffle iron

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

by spread condor September 25, 2010

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

by Petican August 5, 2019

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

by i dont want to August 1, 2020