Crotch Waffel

Vagina

i just went to the doctor to get my Crotch Waffel checked out.

by iFuck June 25, 2008

twat waffel

the lips of a vagina or so called "pussy".

i licked the shizzle out of a twat waffel with syrup,butter,and jelly mmmm mmm mmmm biatch

by johnSEX=POOP June 25, 2006

clit waffel

when you place your hands together with palms faceing each other and you jam your fingers into her clit. there of forming a waffel.

mike, me and your sister where getting pretty excited and she asked if i would clit waffel her and i agreed. man it was good.

by andrew February 29, 2004

belgium waffel

When you smack a girl on the arse with a tennis racket while you are ejaculating

Give me a Belgium waffel tonight for supper and in the morning for breakfast

by Wayne Pearson July 24, 2017

golden waffel

WHen a girl says she is squirting but she is really peeing.

Your girlfriend totally did a golden waffel me last night!

by Joe low August 24, 2017

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017