Snooty anorexic chicks that never top 100 pounds becuase they've been told that no fat chick has ever landed a successful man (one of the few truisms in life). But wafers never develop breasts. What the hell is the point of a woman without the breasts? You still hear them whine, you still put up with a week of irritability, you still get illogical crying, but you don't get the wonderful, wonderful tits.
by Monkeypants March 13, 2005
A wafer is a weed smoking teen usually with multi-colored hair that resembles a bag off skittles. There usually found in packs smoking in Parks or outside of dounkin donuts, really WAFED OUT!
Queen of wafers: Yo you got the shit?
Resha: Yo you a whole wafer!
Queen of wafers: I knowwww! But do you got the shitttt!
Resha: Wafed out! SMH. Sit yo bag of skittle ass down! Lol.
Resha: Yo you a whole wafer!
Queen of wafers: I knowwww! But do you got the shitttt!
Resha: Wafed out! SMH. Sit yo bag of skittle ass down! Lol.
by Resha4realz January 26, 2012
by Colonel_lingus710 October 01, 2021
What is a wafer, you ask? A wafer is a thin, crisp cake, biscuit, or candy. It sort of feels like a thin piece of styrofoam.
There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?
But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.
A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
There are many types of wafers. There are crisp, flavored, possibly chocolate frosted wafers, then there are assorted candy wafers. And who could forget Nilla Wafers?
But when you really get down to it, what is a WAFER?
When you actually sit and think about it, you may begin to feel that a wafer is not actually real. It basically is flavorless nothing. I mean, think about it, WHAT IS A WAFER? By simply writing this definition, and thinking about it, i'm beginning to lose all rational thought, and the incomprehendible idea of the actual existence of a wafer, is slipping away.
A wafer, my friends, is nothing...
Me: How much for this package of assorted wafers?
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.
Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
Nick: *chuckles*
Cashier: Those wafers are 80 cents.
Nick: *chuckles*
Me: Thank you. I would like to purchase these candy wafers.
Nick: *raucous belly laughter*
Cashier: E shnaba, kaybillus von shnoigin tway.
Richard: I have sucked all the cheese of this dorito, and it is now just a wafer.
by Jacob-dudebutt! June 21, 2006
by Tess C November 10, 2005
another way to call someone a fagbag. a wafer refers to someone who is: gay, slutty, faggoty, or just a plain loser
by THT KID June 06, 2010
a skinny ass kid who wears girl jeans and tries to impress girls with magic tricks.Obsessed with his tattoos, and convincing people that he's not gay.ANNOYING. He usually is seen in local"scene" hang outs and thinks he's god's gift to earth.
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=
He's usually goofy looking, so much that you might confuse him to be cute...BUT HE'S NOT...he's probably an ass, and lacks in manhoodpencil dick much?!?.=
What a wafer, he tried to pick up like 5 differnt girls tonight, too bad he doesn't have a penis...BHAHA!
by StarXC February 09, 2007