Wafed

1.After consuming to much alchohol you become wasted as fuck, thus being wafed.

2. Getting way fucked hard by situations and circumstances out of your control.

You were so wafed last night we found you licking that hookers asshole.

he polce wafed you.
by JDizzlefoshizzle09 March 05, 2009
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wafe

A real or imagined overpowering vaginal essence or odor that is distracting to the owner of the vagina
Her body dysmorphic disorder caused her to believe that her vagina was wafing.
by jaquan May 19, 2003
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wafe

when your female accomplice has a sweatie ass;make sure her panties are off, get her on all fours, be at least a foot or less from her ass;spread her ass cheeks apart get ready to smell the aroma from her ass. The wafe a true ass lovers scent.
my friend came home from jogging she was all sweatie and hot she stripped naked i got her on her knees i busted her ass cheeks apart and the wafe came out from between her buns.
by rocketmania August 04, 2006
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wafe-like

Adj. Very thin (slender); as thin as a wafer.
DJ Qualls is wafe-like.
by ChinaGM October 31, 2013
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Wafe

Nickname for someone who is small asf (most likely 5’0), and a little overtalkitive about their interests but still has their friends’ back regardless of their beliefs. Nickname may be from family, or even friends if they’re chill like that. Wafes also have a tendency to be overly sensitive and clingy to their friends, due to their lack of knowing what’s platonic and what’s romantic attraction, and possibly from losing a very close friend who they may have had a crush on in the past.

Wafes are either Lgbtq+ or as straight as an arrow. No in between.
Wafes are also most likely to question gender roles, society, and government practices constantly, regardless of political party or personal identity/preferences.

Also they have a 99 percent chance of having mental health issues that derive from a past encounter with either being bullied or belittled by parents or peers for being who they really are as a person, and you should really consider checking up on them once in a while if they seem less talkative than normal or if they seem to distance themselves from you or the friend group for more than a week or so.
Person 1: Man, I really like that person’s energy. Who are they?

Person 2 (friend of a Wafe): Oh, them? They’re a Wafe!
by Wafflez (。ŏ_ŏ) February 02, 2024
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WAFE

Coined by Nooboy:

WAFE - Winner At Fucking Everything
Person 1: I'm a WAFE
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: A winner at fucking everything
by MAKINGTHEWAVE September 05, 2022
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Wafe

Stands for “what a fucking effort
I don’t know if I’m going to that mate, it sounds like a total wafe.

“Oh I just remembered you need to make the dinner”.

Ergh, Wafe”.
by Khanage April 15, 2019
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