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waddles

Damn, that guy is mostdef a Waddles.
by Rudd00 January 10, 2009
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Waddles

-noun
1. Any person or persons who take it up the butt every night. (Usually they waddle when they walk)
ex.
"I heard Zach likes to take it up the butt.
Hahaha waddles"
by Annonymous123241234 June 1, 2011
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waddlesworth

Dogs with the last name Waddlesworth are amongst the best dogs you will every meet. They are always ridiculously handsome, pant wettingly funny, up for anything and give the best cuddles.

100% needy and attention seeking Waddlesworths live to be loved by everyone and everything they meet. Wasdlesworths get their name from their signature strut, these guys have swag and show it with bouncing ears, flicking paws and a wiggly butt. People can’t help but smile when they see a Waddlesworth strutting towards them.
Stranger: oh your dog Mr Waddlesworth is adorable
Mr Waddlesworth’s Human: Yeah he is, thanks (smugly smiles)
Mr Waddlesworth: Yup, I’ll have a pat now thanks
by DogMum May 1, 2019
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Waddles

Absolute narco who splashes money on several e girls in the hope that they will show him a bit of skin. He's in a group of the 4 most retarded individuals you will ever witness in your lifetime. He has plenty of secrets & a fucking huge EGO. His cock does not compare to his massive ego and his streams well he doesnt stream. There's no one more stinkier, more WeirdChamp than waddles. He is a one of a kind virgin who absolutely loves women to the point it scares them. Some say his hair is like a paint brush others say his hair is just shit. A real communist at heart, faze blaze stan & a full on paki
Omg look its waddles, the one from the bozo cast. WeirdChamp
by FatGingerTallGuy August 5, 2019
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Waddlesaphobia

The fear of waddles himself
Person 1: I have a confession...
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: I have waddlesaphobia
Person 2: I have that too!
Person 1: I heard that it is one of the worst phobias to have.
Waddles walk into the room
Both of the people talking: Passes out in fear
Waddles: OI! YOU DUMMIES!
by VeryRandomThing June 11, 2021
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The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.
by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020
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