Woz

To fuck someone over emotionally, financially, or physically. To manipulate those close to you for personal sadistic pleasure.

Guys, Gary totally wozzed the fuck out of me. He owes me $60k.

by Trowe November 18, 2021

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To screw over a girl for the purpose of having sex with said girl.

Bill went out with Sally and after a week they had sex, after which Bill immediately broke up with her. He thus Woz'd Sally.

by NNeeiill January 09, 2008

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to jizz in the pants when seeing that Apple came out with yet another high-tech gizmo

Steve Wozniak (the creator of Apple) had the nickname "Woz" and thats where this word comes from

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Apple geek: *jizz* HOLY SHIT I JUST WOZZED MY PANTS!

*Calls other Apple Geek* Dude! iPad 3!
Other Apple Geek: *woz* oh......my.........god

teehee they wozzed themselves!
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by blu3hat May 29, 2011

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A furry, cuddly animal or person that often makes cute noises as a bid for attention or affection. The term Woz can refer to both people and animals and is often a pet name for a significant other.

Your cat is a total Woz, he just plomps down in your lap and starts purring and whimpering

by Fr1skyD1ng0 October 28, 2010

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my nickname. A person who is considerably cool and cab handle tough situations. Generally speaks in 1337

also the handle of the apple computer guy :)

random n00b: hEY l00K!!!!!! IT"S TEh *woz* com1|\|g 0|\/|G 7|-|47 15 t3|-| 1337. |-|3 15 t3h c00|_ <3 43\/3|2

(the) _1-woz-1_ f33l |\/\Y \/\/Ra7H n00B!!!!11111!!111

by woz April 30, 2005

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