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A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
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Firey place of eternal torture.
syn: hell
I lived through another 8 hours of work today.
by {CD} darkness June 17, 2005
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chores of a slave ; Antonym of the word fun
"Man a job aint nuthin but WORK!"
by DFG January 14, 2003
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A never ending cycle of paying someone else to do something they them selfs are not willing to do.
OR!
Just that thing you do stay alive, and that little money you saved you spend for someone else to do something your not willing to do.
After Taxes and filling up your tank of gas, you realize you just worked 3 hours just to be able to afford go and get back from work
by GothicMooCow May 26, 2008
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Going to work now, Dear.....may not be home for dinner.
by goodgrief August 31, 2010
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An imperative phrase used to give praise or approval to another person. Often punctuated by a finger snap or, alternatively, the vowel can be drawn out to express greater consequence. Analogous to: “What you have just said or done is very impressive.”

Syn: you better work, shwerk
Rom: girl, I better dump my BF this morning…

Johnathon: work, bitch. *snap*

Rom: and I fo sho put all his clothes out on the curb too! lol

Johnathon: wooooooork!
by ETERNIA January 12, 2005
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1) a way to finance operations hustlin

2) performing an intimate activity with another individual, preferabbly of the opposite sex.

A) considered overtime if you did actually work according to definition 1) within a 3 hour time frame, if it involved multiple co-workers (play on player), or if it occured within 3 hours of your last work session according to definition 2).

3) Doing Work. The actual process of working.

4) Do work. a generally accepted phrase comment or even motion (nod, wink, thumbs up (if you're a $!%), hip hip hooray or other non verbal comment) from an associated party (non-co-worker) promoting your choice of work.
1) guy 1) work sucks...
guy 2) yeah... we should get paid more
guy 1 *takes money from cash register*

2) guy 1) what did you do last night?
guy 2) i worked.
guy 1) i thought you got off at noon...
guy 2) yeah... but my girl came over so i did some overtime.

3) guy 1) how do you like that
girl 1) oooooh yeah oooh

4) guy 1 *looks at waitress then at guy 2*
guy 2 *nods*
guy 1 to waitress: when do you get off?
by Zanatech April 24, 2008
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