wifestapo

A cruel, authoritarian, ideologically-intractable female spouse.

"Hey bro, what happened to that new Harley/new iPad/trip to Las Vegas?""

No mate, the wifestapo said no.

by grammerluvver2000 April 7, 2011

Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009

Whizfest

When you both have to take a piss so badly, you sit on the toilet (woman) and spread your legs and the guy pees thru your legs as you are peeing too.

Hey Col, how was the road trip?
Andi, it was so much fun, but as soon as we hit the hotel....we had a Whizfest. Real horror show

by Andi June 10, 2006

Wiffestel

The name given to someone who can not land a skillshot on leagueoflegends

Lol spencer the wiffestel

by Nelson293 April 27, 2016

Wifestyle

Something a married person has which a single person doesn't.

In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.

by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022

Wifestie

The combination of the words "wifey/wiffie" and "bestie". A wife who is also your best friend. Your true romantic partner in life and in crime. This is the male version of "hubstie".

I can't wait to see my wifestie tonight. She brings me such life and I am so happy to have someone like him in my life.

I love having a wifestie. It's the best of both worlds.

by LingDanc803 February 16, 2023