donuts with jam in the middle

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.

by cloudyz October 13, 2020

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Witches Brew

An activity in which participants deficate in the same toilet bowl without flushing. After a large accumulation of feces, and the scent becomes unbearable, you have achieved a witches brew. Originated at valley stream north.

John: Yo Nik I just took a shit.
Nik: Don’t flush that we’re gonna start an ill witches brew.

by John Tartamella June 23, 2018

Dante with both hands

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.

"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"

by StephBae March 10, 2017

Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole

Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.

“Mate, you want to avoid that one; I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole!”

by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)
Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Ed liked handshakes with snakes, at the park, on sunny afternoons.

Allen and his friends had a handshakes with snakes session, all afternoon.

by FaeSkrinkles42 May 18, 2016