William Shatner

see: Sell Out

Canadian born celebrity who will do practically anything to make some dough. Formerlay known as Captain Kirk from the Star Trek television series. His wife was a lush who drowned in their swimming pool. Wears a haripiece.

William Shatner is such a sell out. He sold his voice to my cellphone company for a prerecorded voicemail greeting.
www.rogers.com/celebrityvoicemail

by Eric Blair March 27, 2005

William Shatner'd

To defecate, poop, dump, crap, shit, or shat your pants.

Aw, man. I just William Shatner'd myself.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

William Shatner 911

Many years ago, William Shatner did a voice over for a television show featuring dramatic reenactments of situations leading to emergency calls called Rescue 911.

A William Shatner 911 now is used to refer to an extreme emergency when running for a bowel movement.

Uh oh, I think I have a William Shatner 911 brewing from them chilli dogs last night - Gotta run!

by Dr Art Vandelay July 22, 2009

the william shatner

during the move known as the mexican pine cone (inserting ice into her vagina while doing the vacuum position) the male will pour hot sauce onto the vagina and consume it.

dang bro did you score with that chick last night, yeah man i hit her with the william shatner, she loved it!

by jellyjd May 21, 2010

william shitner

What opponents of William Shatner call William Shatner.

I can't stand William Shitner in star trek.

by UpQuark January 30, 2014

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

William Shatnering

When someone has a bad connection in Call of Duty and they move around like William Shatner in Family Guy.

Guy 1: Argh, I can't shoot him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's William Shatnering.
Guy 1: Yeah, wait, what?
Guy 2: He's William Shatnering.. look it up on urban dictionary.
Guy 1: Okay... homo.

by Andy-boi-a-boi-wan-boi April 5, 2010