can of whoopass

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

WHOOPSH

a mistake or a derogatory term. Pronounced like the word whoops, with and h at the end. (Typically said in a grandma tone)

WHOOPSH I dropped a penny.
WHOOPSH my wig fell off!
That was a big whoopsh!!!!!!!
He likes whoopshin it!
whoopsh that!

by Amanda Me March 27, 2010

Five Second Whoopsie

Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.

Orgin: Canada

Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.

by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011

Whoopsie Dick

When someone is showing you pictures on their phone and a dick pic accidentally pops up.

Today I was accidentally flashed some whoopsie dick when my dad was showing me pictures from his vacation.

by Neal Smoot September 20, 2015

whopuss

The word "oops" spelled in an entertaining way.

"I dropped my butt plug."
"whOPUSs."

by The toxic Arobicz August 12, 2018

whoopsie poopsie

when you poop in your undies on accident

Girl: That roller coaster was awesome I thought I was going to shit my pants! Wait... I did crap my pants!

Friend: You just had a whoopsie poopsie! HHAAAHAHHAAA!

by slappy pappy dingus April 6, 2010

Whoopsy daisy

Used to express acknowledgement of a minor accident, blunder, or mistake.

"Whoospy daisy,I nearly killed myself!"

by Sam the man November 27, 2003