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That Whitman over there puts the sun to shame.

Whitman, Price, and Haddad 

According to Damon Killian, host of "The Running Man," Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last seasons winners" of the Running Man gameshow. According to the bounty hunter named Fireball, played by ex-NFL running back and Hall of Famer Jim Brown, Whitman, Price, and Haddad are "last season's losers." Regardless, these three contestants are found dead and severely burned by Maria Conchita Alonzo in the musky bosom of the gameshow's playing ground.
Killian: "WHITMAN, PRICE, AND HADDAD!!! You remember them! There they are now, BASKING under the Maui sun."

whitman college 

A primarily white campus with the students family gross income being greater than the state of Washington. So liberal, the words "Trump" and "Triggered" pretty much elicit the same reaction. Frisbee is life.
Whitman College: "I wish I was Claremont McKenna"
whitman college by nunnnnyaa February 22, 2017

Whitman Middle School

The worst school in whitman, ma where you will have many bad times. Most of the teachers are shorter than the students, and some of them are very "slow". Half off the teachers there are so stupid that they make George Bush look like Albert Einstein. Only good part is the big cookies at lunch and a 7th grade math teacher.
(Scene first day of high school)
Tim: hey you went to whitman middle school?
Chuck:Yea
Tim:Haha you're screwed.
Chuck:Don't I know it.

Whitman fever 

When under the extreme stress of combat one begins to attack indiscriminately
The soldier was overcome with Whitman Fever when he shot the surrendering combatants
Whitman fever by ron je October 10, 2018

Whitman-Hanson

The WORST two towns in the state of Massachusetts. Though the high school is brand-new...the teachers can't even teach. Don't move there...If you live there...move away. There is nothing to do in Hanson, so kids go to the local supermarket for fun. *Gags* Everyone is so stuck-up despite the fact that its one of the poorest towns in the state. Trust me...i used to live there, but i escaped. These towns suck big-time.
Person 1: Look at that homeless person...
Person 2: Hey...I went to school with that guy.
Person 1: Where did you go to school?
Person 2: Whitman-Hanson...that's why he's a homeless drug addict. Poor guy never had a chance...
Whitman-Hanson by Cunningham March 11, 2008