wettie

Slang for a female hard on. A guy gets wood, a girl gets wet.

He is so hot. He totally gives me a wettie.

by Buckstar September 10, 2010

wetting

The wetting of underwear or pants (usually with piss) for sexual pleasure of self or another.

After I participated in a good wetting session my apartment floor was a mess.

by Diablolita October 1, 2007

Wetflix

X rated movies by mail - "Pornography Netflix style"

We're looking forward to an evening of popcorn and Wetflix

by Wordnik December 23, 2009

WTFTIROW

(acronym); "What the f*ck, this is really on Wikipedia?"
Used to explain incredulity that something on the interwebs has made it to Wikipedia.

"You've gotta be kidding me, WTFTIROW? Whoa, it's definitely hit the mainstream"

by agentmonkey September 29, 2009

Wetting buns

Wetting Buns is defined as when a person kisses someone elses butt or in other words, brown nosing.

Jeffery wants that promotion so he's been wetting buns all over the office.

by amkale January 15, 2013

Wetting the sugar

n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.

John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.

by dingdingdevo September 26, 2008

Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016