Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?

"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."

by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

shotgun wedding

where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy

looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two

by brian o carroll March 31, 2003

Wedding Crashers

Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.

John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!

- Wedding Crashers

by JonnyG January 9, 2006

weddy

the hottest, best person in the world. their birthday is on the 3rd of may which is national weddy day that everyone will celebrate, they’re way better than you. irene is their wife btw

weddy is such a good person

by weddt April 26, 2021

red wedding

A total disaster; a sudden event resulting in a complete change of fortunate among rivals, involving immense loss on one side and the total triumph of the other, often involving a carefully planned betrayal and brutal bloodletting. Based upon the "Red Wedding" event in "Game of Thrones".

Microsoft's 2013 reorganization was a complete red wedding, with engineers playing the Lannisters triumphant over their organizational rivals.

by rewinn August 26, 2013

The Wedding Singer

An amazing movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Berrymore. Its basically about a poor wedding singer in '85 who falls in love with a waitress. Very good movie :) highly suggest it

wow, adam sandler's mullet in the wedding singer is the shit

by MasqueradingAngels March 29, 2011

wedding vegetables

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007