A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity.
by WBJEW July 19, 2005
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by Dragerage June 29, 2018
Get the Bloomfielding mug.A school who think vaping is cool. Bitches who hides in stalls to have their conversations. Boys who think sagging their pants is a new trend. Students who do not know how to walk in the hallways like a bunch of old people. A school where the football team doesn’t know how to score a touchdown. Students who says “A212 was fun, no cap”. Where the pep rally’s are trash and the cheerleaders don’t know how to cheer. Where girls act fake and act so stupid. It’s a school where we learn and get on with our lives so stop acting stupid, fake, ghetto, and act like mature adults. Never mind I don’t give a fuck about y’all. And don’t let me forget about your obsessions with TikTok. Where guys dates a girl and dumps them the week after. You may not know me but I know you: Freshmans, Sophomores, Juiors, and Seniors. PERIOD!!!
See y’all Tomorrow.
See y’all Tomorrow.
Bloomfield High School
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me
Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
Nayeshia- I heard you have been talking talking shit about me
Christie- So, What what you gonna do about it
Nayeshia- Ok then let’s fight after school if you wanna act bitchy to me
Everyone- Pulls out their Snapchat and takes a video
by StinkyFishy November 25, 2019
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West Bloomfield has many nice, caring people who actually don't care about money and choose to be themselves because they realize that there are a lot of rich f*cks in their city.
West Bloomfield has many nice, caring people who actually don't care about money and choose to be themselves because they realize that there are a lot of rich f*cks in their city.
A: "West Bloomfield is a town full of rich a-holes."
B: "While that may be true for some, I think there are some nice people there."
B: "While that may be true for some, I think there are some nice people there."
by slipknotxx March 24, 2009
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Person X- "Hey where do you live?"
Person Y- "in Bloomfield Hills"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*
Person Y- "in Bloomfield Hills"
Person X- "you rich fuck" *walks away in jealousy and resent*
by k00lb34ns420[48 December 28, 2007
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