A television show on Spike TV that is clearly written by men, for men. The vast majority of all deaths portrayed seem farfetched and elaborate. Regardless, it can be quite entertaining.
"Hey, Johnny, did you see 1000 Ways To Die last night?"
"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."
"Let's go snort some fire ants!"
"Yeah man, those furries totally gave me a boner."
"Let's go snort some fire ants!"
by LL Cool Jen December 30, 2009
Get the 1000 Ways To Die mug.Derived from Chinese, the beautiful name Waysan means the only precious one, or precious coral.
A true Waysan is a sweet, incredibly intelligent person. You would be lucky to meet one.
It would not be uncommon for Waysan to be-
Delicate.
Light on their feet, Waysans project a very fairy-like quality.
Excellent dancer.
Shy
Kind.
Good story-teller.
Tending to write long, descriptive emails.
Rare.
Unique Style.
A true Waysan is a sweet, incredibly intelligent person. You would be lucky to meet one.
It would not be uncommon for Waysan to be-
Delicate.
Light on their feet, Waysans project a very fairy-like quality.
Excellent dancer.
Shy
Kind.
Good story-teller.
Tending to write long, descriptive emails.
Rare.
Unique Style.
1: Hmm what's the name of someone who's delicate, smart and fairy-ish?
2: Waysan, dude, definitely.
1: OMG CAN I MEET HER?
2: Fat chance, man, Waysans are rare.
2: Waysan, dude, definitely.
1: OMG CAN I MEET HER?
2: Fat chance, man, Waysans are rare.
by LALALALOTUS July 3, 2009
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"Wayment. Hold the phone. Neil Patrick Harris used the N-word w/ Mike Tyson last night?" (quoted from @sfreynolds)
by munyeca June 21, 2013
Get the wayment mug.An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
by Yeret February 8, 2015
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Get the go both ways mug.Originally started as an australian music video that shows cartoon characters dying in a humorous and ridiculous way and was used as a message to be safe around trains. Later on a game app was released where the player has to save the characters from losing their lives in a collection of mini games based on the video, games include swatting wasps and properly putting mustard on a hot dog.
P1: Did you play Dumb Ways to Die?
P2: Yes I have and its hilarious
P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.
P2: Yes I have and its hilarious
P1: I will totally stay safe around trains now that I have seen the music video and played the game.
by Cerebrate 1138 October 31, 2014
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