WASP

A person who is affulent and exudes class and clean cut-ness, if that means being preppy and belonging to yacht and country clubs than so be it.
Charlotte York is a WASP (before she converted)
by Carolyne July 09, 2006
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White Anglo Saxon Protestant, a historical term describing american Caucasians of early English descent. Politically, refers to high status, influential white males.
"That WASP likes to flaunt his early american ancestry and political influence at cocktail parties and society events."
by nautilus July 20, 2015
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The WhiteAnglo-SaxonProtestant motherfuckers who still own and run everthing in the country, now with latent prejudice- instead of celebrated belittling of "sub-humans". Enslaved the blacks, kept Jews and Catholics out of their hierarchy and organizations. Made life hell for the Irish Poles Asians Greeks Mexicans ..... any one who is not a WASP. They are pretty good at getting those "below" them in hating each other as well.
Some WASP told me my last name didn't sound American.
by Alpino July 11, 2008
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White Anglo Superior Prick.

1. A person who will get OUT of the shower to take a piss.
2. A person who worries about dumb ass shit
3. Square
4. A pest
Honey, come inside and look at me in my new panties from Victoria's Secret.

I can't right now luv muffin, I've got to Armor All the mud flaps on the Hummer.

Oh My God Stanley! You are such a WASP!
by Hasbro July 07, 2006
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WASPs always make sure to present a kind, caring face but don't be fooled; though they adopt every political correctness and seem couteous, they are really the most racially intolerant people you can think of. Their politeness conceals hatred.

They have persecuted virtually every minority that has ever set foot upon America. In doing so they have christened every minority with some racial epithet or another.

Their extreme brand of Protestantism produces a social alenation which manifests itself in elevated levels of neo-Nazism, serial killing and pederasty.

WASPs are an imperialistic people who worship the President, the military and virtually anything antidiluvean. They abhor free love, are innately conservative and are responsible almost singlehandedly for electing that buffoon, George W. Bush.

WASPs are prudish about their bodies and use the names of body parts as insults. Alone among men they have an aversion to the female vagina. Finally WASPs have pitifully low self-esteem and feel threatened by anyone who has more than a modicum of confidence.

Is that clear?
WASPs think sex is dirty.
by Niagara Falls Guy July 19, 2008
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AH A WASP
Jerry:WASP!
Jim:AH WHERE!
Timmy:RUN!
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A fellow regarded as arrogant and snobby. Typically one who is eligible to wear such impressive winter gear such as deerstalker hats, cowboy hats, plain skullcaps and overcoats and scorns any guys who wear winter jackets and either go bareheaded or wear pansy headgear such as pompom snow hats or baseball caps. So called because their attitude resembles that of a typical "White Anglo Saxon Protestant," snobby and condescending.
"Coach Stillman and Nathan are such WASPS, always trampling us just because they wear impressive headgear and overcoats while we wear winter jackets and go bareheaded," said Robert and Hayden.

Todd is quite the WASPtowards Tom, just because Todd wears impressive headgear and an overcoat while Tom either goes bareheaded or wears a pompom snowcat or baseball cap and a winter jacket. Once Todd even slapped the letter U and the number 3 on Tom's bare head; what a WASP!

Gary is also quite the WASP towards poor Jim, especially when he sees Jim lose his pompom snow hat in winter.
by JMC70 March 16, 2019
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