Washington DC 

Ranked the 7th worst city in America for 2007 Most Dangerous Crime Top 25 by Morgan Quitno Press. (Used to be the murder capital for many years in the 90's and 2003-04)

GUY 1) WASHINGTON DC AINT #1 ANYMORE MAN.

GUY 2) YEAH WE FELL RIGHT BEHIND BIRMINGHAM ALABAMA AT #7.

GUY 1) BAMAS....SHAKES HEAD

Washington DC by joe01yeah October 20, 2008

Washington DC 

DC is divided up into four quadrants. NorthWest DC, SouthEast,SouthWest,and NorthEast. Northwest is very rich for the most part, with the majority of homes selling for over a million dollars, more private schools than you could count and a very preppy population. Not much crime here. Dc is amazing except for all the goddamn tourists who try to ruin everything by being fat and obnoxious.

Wow, I just went to the Maret bball game and they dominated. Maret is amazing. Tourists suck.

Washington DC by whatwhatnowwubbie July 10, 2005

Washington DC 

A slightly odd, predominantly black city which happens to be the capital of the US. Always getting blamed for bad Congressional decisions yet has no Representative. Overrun by stupid tourists who treat it like Mecca but are dying inside, home to lame landmarks and hot as hell during summertime. Not quite worth the trip but home to those who live there.

"Excuse me, but can you direct me to the National Zoo?"
-Most Common Sentence In The Washington DC Area

Washington DC by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 28, 2013

Washington DC 

It's a city full of hubris. Stinky, vile, disgusting hubris. Even the low-level government workers, actors, camera crews, reporters and teachers are full of themselves. Worst place in the world to live.

Everyone in Washington DC thinks they are better than the rest of the world.

Washington DC by HollywoodHellboy June 18, 2011

Washington DC 

1. The place where Obama lives
2. Where the worst traffic in the world is.
3. Not the best place to live, so dont even bother.

Person 1: Lets go to Washington DC!
Person 2: Hell no.

Washington DC by hatingthisplace December 20, 2010

Washington DC 

A complete shithole. Everyone loves DC except for people who live there. Random literally get shot in the middle of streets in broad daylight. People are also very racist and have an extreme hatred for Asians.

How to die
Step 1: Be Asian
Step 2: Be gay
Step 3: Go to Washington DC
Some gangsta in a doo-rag will shoot you

Washington DC by StormBread November 22, 2021

Washington DC 

Purely a tourist and politician city.

People from the DC area always wonder why others get excited about DC.

Washington DC by lazylatvian May 7, 2005