wank off

What I do when I look at Jodi Padecky's cute little buttcheeks.

After talking with Jodi, I always wank off on some hookers ass.

by sicko the clown November 14, 2004

wank off

A high speed, pointless guitar solo. Often utilized by 80s-era hair bands. Serves no real purpose musically, except to demonstrate the technical prowess of the guitar player.

Bass player: "So, are you going to unleash any wild guitar solos on the crowd tonight, man?"

Guitar player: "Damn straight. I'm gonna wank off all over that audience, dude".

Bass player: "Sweet. Now let's get back to hoovering lines off of this hooker's ass".

by WipeOnCurtains October 23, 2007

A wank off

When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.

"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"

"I wonder who's gonna win this one"

by The_one_and_only🍑🥇 December 10, 2019

Wank off

A funny but not mean way of saying something like "fuck off" for example.

Wank off Ian!

by KiBeCh January 28, 2009

Wank Off

To beat the fuck out of your dick.

Be right back, I've just gotta Wank Off before I begin.

by DoctorEbola December 2, 2018

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

Wanked Off For a Quid

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021