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where the FUCKING HELL is WALDO?!
waldo by iamwaldo July 5, 2007
Waldo is a person that is hiding from Chuck Norris while using Harry Potter's cloak of invisibility while having an awesome adventure.
"Where's Waldo?"
"Well ... Chuck Norris] scared the shit out of him so he went to Narnia with the Invisibility Cloak"
Waldo by CrazyMLIAx3 December 24, 2010
waldo:
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.
Do you know why Waldo's hiding?
Because one day he dared to hit on Chuck Norris' girlfriend.
waldo by winter gryphon June 14, 2008
describes the person at your work who is frequently absent, missing from where they are supposed to be, requiring people to search for them, as in "where's waldo."
Susan: I noticed that I've hardly seen Robert around the office at all... he seems to call in alot, and he only just started working here...
Debbie: Yeah, he's totally waldo.
waldo by doc SM February 11, 2014
the hardest guy to find.
where the fuck is waldo?!?!

UP YOUR ASS!
waldo by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007
sorry Waldo can not be found.