wide waist

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.

Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!

by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

Lamb Waistcoat

A very much meaty vagina which, in most cases is overly wide, having been entered a fair few times.

So how was last night?

Eugh, bit of a Lamb Waistcoat if I'm honest.

by Badgeryeah. September 14, 2010

Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

waist of time

The narrow part in the middle of an hour-glass.

Just watching the skinny section of an hour glass is a waist of time.

by upstream February 23, 2010

Wagisha

Exuberant with Confidence and Maturely Childish. The perfect Woman the world could see, hear and experience.

Person 1:"Oh Look! There's Wagisha"
Person 2:"I wish I could be like her" *sobs*

by rampageboy July 31, 2009

waisis

Racist, according to a popular meme of a seemingly Asian boy. Used to mock overly sensitive expressions about race or ethnicity.

That's waisis!

by Gogor November 4, 2012

wigs on the green

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.

Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?

by netwhizkid January 25, 2008