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vulva spelunker

A male slut (or lesbian slut). One who overindulges in sexual intercourse.

They are often womanizers whose sole goal is to find the next vagina. Women only consist of a vaginal opening to them.
"I am going cave exploring this weekend," Wilbur said.
Edward replied with a grin, "funny, me too!"
Wilbur answered, "You're a fucking vulva spelunker!"
Edward retorted, "That isn't nice. Just because I like the puss and you can't get any doesn't give you the right to call me names."
by Nutzen YerMouf February 8, 2018
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Vulcan blue balls

When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017
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French Vulcan

The art of pleasuring a woman by applying the Vulcan greating (from Star Trek) to the female's vagina, while stimulating her clitoris with your tongue.

In daily body language, the French Vulcan is suitable to show your intentions by holding your hand up in the Vulcan Greating manner and playfully wibbling your tongue at an imaginary clitoris.
My girlfriend had multiple orgasms after I gave her a proper French Vulcan.

Wendy was scared after I greeted her with a French Vulcan.
by Flapster_NL & Broner_NL November 3, 2008
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vulvatarian

a person who will choose vulva over food
"ginner would you like some mash potato" asked katie
"no i am a vulvatarian i only eat vulva" replied ginner
by ginner December 26, 2008
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New Vulcan

Some shitty Discord server probably made in 2019 filled with snowflakes, people with autism and just fucking idiots in general. Get rid of the server and fuck off.
What the hell is a New Vulcan? Please don't look it up on Disboard.
by Dictionary-Man 2.0 February 15, 2022
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Valparaiso University

A small, private university in the midwest that is acknowledged for its academic rigor. It is this level of academic rigor that attracts intelligent, usually introverted, school-loving students.
Sam: Did you decide on Valparaiso University or University of Michigan?

Matt: Valparaiso.

Sam: Why are you going there?

Matt: Because I love school and do not care for interacting with other humans.
by TrappedAtVU July 29, 2012
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Vulagism

Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.
Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.
by beentheredonethat3 July 6, 2019
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